If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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