Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I need water and some morals
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Randomize
