She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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