they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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