She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
