her vagine was all disorganized.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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