so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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