Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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