I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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