So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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