so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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