If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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