Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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