the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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