Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I would fuck him just for his dog
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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