I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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