Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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