have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
