Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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