you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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