what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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