Have you finally orgasmed yet?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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