dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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