How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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