just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think i have herpe
just one?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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