why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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