stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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