Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Green mimosas i think yes
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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