just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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