How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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