We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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