Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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