Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Panties = found
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
