Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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