it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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