she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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