i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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