Non-Jews are for practice
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
If I die, sorry about rent.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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