like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm both gender and math confused
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