Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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