What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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