Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They are going to name an STD after you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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