Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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