woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
