i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
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