Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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