kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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