Umm I'm too high to move.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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