Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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