we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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