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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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