Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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