Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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