No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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