Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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