Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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