Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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