So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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